Back to School

I'm not sure why this week's theme was back to school, except for just... why not? We took it as a chance to reminisce about what school really meant - meat pies and nachos is the answer.

The Theme

Back to School

The Menu

Entree

Peanut Butter and Celery Sticks

Chef's Rating: 8 out of 9 Peanuts

You can't go wrong with Peanut Butter and Celery Sticks, a classic

Main

Gourmet Sausage Rolls and Sloppy Joes

They do get messy. I'm not sure why anyone thought this was a good idea for children's school lunches. I'm not American though, so maybe I'm missing something.

Chef's Rating: 7 out of 10 Messy Children

The sausage rolls were a little bit burnt, but you can always cover that up with sauce and the sloppy joes were sloppy, as the name suggest, so I guess we can consider that a success. I now have a metric fuck-tonne of sausage rolls, so be prepared if you use this recipe. 

The Drinks

A Rum Alexander

This is pretty much just ice-cream, rum, and white creme de cacao. Obviously the Rum we chose was suitable for children.

Chef's Rating: 6 out of 10 Ron Jeremys

I found it really strong but everyone else seemed to really like it, so I would urge you to give it a try.

The Casualties

This is what happens when you try to grill bread on top of the toaster. I suggest you find another way. Side effects include unhappy housemates. 

And to all of you still in School..... suck it.
Afternoon!