The Theme
Broke Uni Student
The Menu
The Entree
On Sale Biscuits with Reduced Price Dip
| You don't have to spend a lot to look fancy - it's all in the attitude. Look at biscuit circle - hardcore. |
Chef's Rating: 8 out of 10 Crabs
You can't really go wrong here, unless the dip you bought has actually gone off. I wouldn't recommend that (I'm not that cheap, no matter how big my nose is!)
The Main
Fancy Spaghetti on Toast With Mash Potato and a Side of Beetroot
| We Turned this..... |
| .... into this! And that's why I love cooking. |
Most of the ingredients were things we already had or they were on special or reduced. Even all the veggies were from a Woolies reject bin. It's all about timing.
Chef's Rating: 7 out of 10 Empty Pockets
The mash potato was smooth as a babies bottom (thanks to the rad mashing skillz of Chemo Boy) and the Spaghetti was spicy and cheesy, just the way I like it. The beetroots were weird and under cooked, I didn't know what I was doing with them. I'll be honest, I only bought them because they were in the produce reject bin and didn't really cost me any money. Be adventurous!
Drinks
Passion Pop
Chef's Rating: 6 out of 10 Hammered Girls
Passion Pop is a classic, you can't really go past it. And as cheap and nasty as it is it really is great value for money. It does the job quite well and really, for that price I would expect it to taste a lot worse than it does. Here's to Passion Pop!
Fancy Goon
Chef's Rating: 5 out of 10 Swaggering Boys
Now that I'm a little older my bang for your buck choice is those fancy box wines. Still quite cheap for the amount of drinks in them. Drink one box and you're having fun**. After the passion pop it actually tasted quite sweet, tooooo sweet and was a little hard to drink . Slightly disappointing.
**Drunken Armature Hour Supports the responsible consumption of alcohol. Know your limit.
Good night you poor poor souls. May the uni gods be shining upon you. (Yes... that makes sense...)

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